i want to marry a pastry chef and suck his dick everyday for delicious exquisite pastries
this sounds good.
(via killyourself1993)
2012/05/27
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ugh yes please.
Where can I find a man with hands like this?
(Source: laenoirphotographer)
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I do not understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that’s perfectly legal to give away? I can’t follow the logic on that at all. Of all the things you can do to a person, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world. In the army they give you a medal for spraying napalm on people. Civilian life, you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm. I don’t understand it.
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George Carlin
As much as the man angers me with other things, he was pretty right on about this.
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(Source: rconfuoco, via fuckyeahsexeducation)
Dr. Wick: Is there something about sex which lifts your feelings of despair?
Susanna: Have you ever had sex?
